There shall come a time when each and every one of us will pass from this world to stand before Denis Dyack, who sits in judgment of all souls who play, develop, or write about video gamesWhen he cracks open the Prima strategy guide of your time on Earth, the actions you have taken will determine whether you are granted entrance to video game heaven or doomed to an eternity with N-Gage ports of Superman 64 and Bad Day L.A.
While there are many lesser offenses which you should probably feel very guilty about, some acts are so heinous that they stand apart as the cardinal sins of gamingIf you have committed any of the following sins, confess your trespasses to a local GameStop employee or risk eternal punishment.
Team killing on a friendly fire-enabled Team Fortress 2 server after one of your teammates has said "seriously, stop" or "dude, come on".
Incorporating Rock Band into your sex life as part of a rock star + groupie fantasy scenario.
Unplugging a friend's controller just as he's about to clear a particularly difficult battle, then using the cord to strangle him to death.
In a hurry to clear some space in your World Of Warcraft character's inventory, accidentally selling your soul to the gun vendor in Orgrimmar.
Completing one of the Thief games without immediately playing through the game a second time using a mod that lets you put back everything you stole.
Purchasing a game when it comes out when you could easily pre-order the colletor's edition to get an extra DVD full of art that you'll never look at and an exclusive wallscroll, all packaged in a classy tin that could double as a WWII-era first aid kit.
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